Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Dear Santa

Last year, I wrote about a neighbor whom we fondly refer to as Santa. Santa is a quirky guy---probably hovering near 70---who lives in one of the 1950's condos next door. Santa has been the center of this drama and this drama and is a constant source of mild amusement to both me and Husband. Last September he stopped me as I pulled out of my driveway and told me all some mysterious presents he has for Little Husband. After reading this post about it, many friends advised me to avoid receiving the presents altogether. I felt this was wise advice so I complied.

Fast-forward to a few weeks ago. My life has slowed down considerably since Little Husband's birth and I find myself ever fascinated with the goings-on in everyone else's life. It's not that I am a busybody, per se, it's just that I now have more time to think and care about other people. At least that's what I told myself the other day as I was digging around in the abandoned corner lot, trying to uncover the reason why Husband heard someone digging there at 10:30 on a stormy, moonless night.

I know I'm digressing, but I feel that I must first relay this story. Husband was walking the dogs around the block after a heavy thunderstorm. The block is a 1/2 mile long. As he neared the far end of the block, the one with the abandoned house and wild, overgrown lot, he heard the unmistakable sound of a shovel clanging against dirt and rock. The owner of the property died over a year ago, and the property has fallen into ruin. As Husband rounded the corner for a better view, he spied an old, beat-up pick-up truck parked on the side of the road. Not one to invite trouble and sensing that something bad was going down, Husband got out of there quickly. He came home, told me the story and my imagination went wild. I resolved to visit the site the very next day and inspect the grounds for signs of a fresh grave or buried treasure. The thought of possible danger thrilled me but, of course, I could not subject Little Husband to such danger. I had to go alone.

It took several days, but I finally found the opportunity to go down to the lot and take a look around. I ventured timidly onto the property with my dogs as if they had "led" me there and I was merely following. As the minutes ticked by I grew bolder and ventured deeper into the property near the shed where Husband heard the digging. I lasted all of three minutes before I hightailed it out of there fearing that a boogeyman or crazy, ranting homeless guy would pop out of the shed and give chase. I never did discover why that person was digging on that dark and stormy night, but I did see a pile of rocks that I decided must be a human grave. I'll have to go back and inspect that another day.

Back to Santa. So I'm running on the track near my house one Saturday morning and suddenly I see Santa. I run a few more laps and then slow down to walk beside him. "What's new, Santa?" (I don't really call him that). "Not much---and yew?" he asked in his East Texas drawl. Since he asked, I told him. I talked all about Little Husband's heart condition and surgery and how well he is doing. "Ya know...I never did give you that gift I got fer the little fella." Santa mused. "Well you'll just have to bring it on by!" I told him. Hey, I blame it on runner's high.

A few days later I was out on my front porch and heard Santa milling around in his doorway. "Is that you, Santa?" I called over the fence. "Yup!" he responded. "I'm coming over!" I announced as I made my way down the porch steps. "Oh no---don't do that! Let me come over." Santa sounded slightly panicked--the way you might sound if your house is a mess and you don't want someone to see it. "No problem, I"ll wait right here."

A few minutes later I saw a flash of blue on the other side of the fence and there was Santa rounding the corner and bearing gifts like a Wise Man. He looked so proud as he marched up our walkway clutching his treasures.

And what were his treasures, you might ask? A gently used globe and a children's dictionary. I was touched but also ashamed of myself for avoiding this little gift exchange for so long. Mostly I was touched. I could think of no reason why Santa would spend his time and energy on me and my son, but he did and he did so without asking for anything in return.

Well, he did ask for a babysitting job but I think I successfully dodged that one.

9 comments:

marthamisdemeanor said...

Whoa, cool story! It's like reading 2 stories for the price of one! I wanna hear more about the creepy rock grave! Make sure you are safe when go on your second recon job! :) I'm so excited to read what you find next!

blog author said...

i think you're right that the old man died and left a buried treasure in the yard. now, all the spurned children will be coming back each moonless night to dig up the property until they find that ubiquitous tin can containing the 'real' will and the silk bag full of diamonds. If you're diligent, you can get to them first, then lavish your friends with expensive trips and exotic furs from the treasures you uncover. i love that you're so generous :)

Katie said...

I like the way Mel thinks.

That was really sweet of Santa! I mean, not sweet enough for a babysitting gig, but sweet nonetheless.

kay said...

i've been wondering what the "gift" could be so i'm glad you finally received it.

i would stay away from that creepy house. sounds like a scary story to me! yikes!

can't wait to see you all!!

K said...

Maybe it's because you are a brilliant writer, but I think you're nuts!!!

Santa's gift was very thoughtful, but still, be careful. Don't go trapsing up into his crib for more gifts, else Husband might find that Santa's the one doing the digging when you go missing, missy. And be careful snooping!!!!

Dang it.. maybe you are just a brilliant writer.. making me all paranoid, mean and crap. Maybe you should write scripts for horror films, you know the ones where you're sceaming, "don't open the door!!!" or "don't get out of the car!!!" or "don't go to Santa's house!!!" or "stay away from the deserted property!!!"

R said...

Femme's favorite thing to do is take something simple and make it into a scary story, and having been a victim of this at a young age I'm all too aware of her skills. Remember the Dixie cup tipping story and the eyes in the attic story you told me when I was 8 or 9? I do! But, at the delicate age of 26 I now know better!

blog author said...

eyes in the attic story? i gotta hear this one!

Tara said...

I think that is so sweet. What a neat old man.

Rosie's Sister said...

I remember the time we outn a walkie talkie behind the toilet in the upstairs bathroom and made Frankie think the toilet talk. Good times. I'm sorry I missed Houewife's scary stories. But I'm surprised Rosie remembers ANYTHING from childhood.