Sunday, July 20, 2008

I'm Calling "B.S."...

This woman is not pregnant.



Do you know how I know? Because I *am* pregnant and pregnant women can spot their own. Why do they take an emaciated teenager, slap a belly pad on her and stick her in a maternity dress? Where are the boobs? The bloating? The altered stance resulting from chronic lower back pain?

Judging from her belly if she were pregnant, she'd be about 8 months along and would NOT have stick arms.

Nope, not pregnant.

6 comments:

Katie said...

Yeah, that's BS for sure. Her face isn't fat enough, her boobs aren't big enough and she doesn't have a pained gassy look on her face.

K said...

and she's smiling. I agree, BS.

Anonymous said...

I have never been preggers but she does look just too skinny for that belly. Which means how will you know the dress will work for the Real-Deal?

blog author said...

hahaha...that's awesome. yes, i think the arms give it away. not that i have any experience, but i totally trust my mommy or soon-to-be mommy friends on this one.

Anonymous said...

If you look, you can tell her legs are really skinny too. Hard to have skinny legs when you have all that weight to support.

tobacco brunette said...

I HATE when they do this. A while back I was outraged by an obviously photshopped pregnant belly added to a Nordstrom waif showing off a maternity bikini. WHY do they do this?